There’s a misconception that every strip club is just a low-class seedy place. This is occasionally the case, and if you go to a place that is lousy, it can disconnect you from the whole experience. In fact, today there are many high-class experiences catering to people with more discerning tastes. These venues are easy to spot if you know what to look for and can be the gateway to a fun and unique night out that will make you feel as much a high roller as a gentleman. These bars will have a number of revealing features that will allow you to select the one that meets your desires.
First of all, when walking down the street, you want to select a strip club with a professionally dressed able-bodied bouncer working the door. This person should look good and act in a respectful and mature manner. He shouldn’t be out in the street calling the cats and attracting the gentlemen. If he works in a worthwhile establishment then he should sell himself without the need for him to yell for customers. He must also politely verify IDs and take cover charges. The last thing you want is a pawn causing trouble and playing dumb during your night out.
It’s also important to find a place where the girls perform as artists. This means professional stage and lighting. There should also be clean and maintained restrooms. It’s one thing to go to a club and pee in a watering hole, but you want the strip club you’re at to feel like an exclusive, high-end business, not a nasty strip bar. A good rule of thumb for lighting and cleaning is if you can’t see the carpets, maybe you should go somewhere else.
Another thing to consider is the clientele. If a club has no coverage and no dress code, it means that anyone can enter. The kind of people who want to sit in a room full of naked women for free and in street clothes don’t always belong to the upper echelon of society. They tend to be perverts and pimps looking to take advantage of people. Instead, go for the place that costs twenty bucks to get in. It may seem like a lot at the time, but the experience is worth it. Think of it like the cost of admission for adults at Disneyland.
The bottom line is that going to the strip joint isn’t cheap. You will tip the girls, that is an absolute must and any quality joint will throw you out if you are stingy. Also the drinks are expensive and in many places there is a minimum. You are paying good money for a show and experience and you want to get your money’s worth. The best way to be sure that you will is to find a place that has class.